Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Wanted ....

---- JESUS CHRIST ----
Wanted by the FBI

for teaching that there is a higher power
and authority than the government.


Wanted by the EPA

for feeding a crowd of 5000 in the wilderness without a permit.

Wanted by the AMA

for practicing medicine without a license.


Wanted by the NEA

for teaching without certification.

Wanted by the SPCA

for drowning hogs in the sea.

Wanted by the IRS

for failure to report income.


Wanted by the ZONING OFFICER

for holding large meetings without zoning.


Wanted by the MENTAL HEALTH DEPT.

for mental abuse by saying there is a HELL. Mark 9:42-28


Wanted by OSHA

for walking on water without a life jacket.


Wanted by NOW

for not choosing a woman as an apostle.


Wanted by the FEDERAL RESERVE

for driving money changers out of the temple.


Wanted by the PRO-CHOICE crowd

for saying that whoever harms children it is better that they had never been born.


Wanted by the JUSTICE DEPT.

for refusing to bear witness against Himself.


Wanted by the MINISTERIAL ASSOCIATION

for saving religious people.


Wanted by the BATF

for advocating self-defense with a sword.


Wanted by the HUMAN RIGHTS DEPT.

for intolerance by condemning all other religions as

false by announcing that no one gets to the

Father (Heaven) but by Him. John14:6


WANTED DEAD
BOUNTY OFFERED

30 PIECES OF SILVER:

In the form of welfare benefits,

earned income credit,

tax exemption,

IRS exemptions,

popularity and media fame.


Author Unknown

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